The New York First Company - Impeccable Gifts and Unique Wonders
New York Shopping begins at the Online Department Store. Click here and the elevator will speed you to the floor of your choice with cool convenience.
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The New York First Company - Impeccable Gifts and Unique Wonders
New York Shopping begins at the Online Department Store. Click here and the elevator will speed you to the floor of your choice with cool convenience.
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Looking for the perfect gift for that special person who used to have everything, but lost it all to Bernie Madoff? Smash-Me-Bernie is a seven-inch-tall figure created in the likeness of disgraced Ponzi Scheme fraudster Bernie Madoff. In a time of recession, someone you know would be happy to have a way to let off some steam.
All you have to do is scrounge up $99 from the remains of your portfolio.
For that, you get the pitchfork-wielding doll created in Madoff's likeness, complete with a red devil suit. It comes with a gold "commemorative" hammer, for the purpose of pulverizing Mr. Madoff in effigy. Like a sinister version of Tickle-me-Elmo, Smash-Me-Bernie is intended to be a form of toy therapy. While people are encouraged to tickle Elmo and listen to his infectious laughter to find joy, the Smash-Me-Bernie is intended to be smashed to smithereens. Think of it as aggression therapy for recession weary consumers.
